The thrill of victory.... the agony of police....

Hammer · 09-04-2001, 04:20 PM

Was out cruisin' late Sunday night.
(Thank God for 3 day weekends)

Saw a 88-93 fox body with big meats (they weren't slicks though)on the back and skinnies on the front with some WAY loud flowmasters. I swear I could hear that thing 1/4 mile away over my own engine...

We played with each other for a couple miles till we hit a light at a deserted intersection. He rolled down the window and asked what I had, I smiled and said "Blower"

He said all he had was some heads. (Was I supposed to not count the meats on the back and the deafening exhaust?

Light went green and surprisingly pulled one heck of a hole shot on him. By the top of 3rd he was 3 cars back and still falling back. Just as I let off the throttle I see a police cruiser coming out of one of the side roads. I knew I was toast as the whole WORLD could hear us coming down the road.

The other guy kept going ahead and I took a left turn wondering who was going to get pulled over. Sure enough the cop follows me and turns on those damn lights. CRAP!

I point to the next shoulder and pull over...
You know out of everything I could be worried about at that moment, I was thinking of what I was going to hear from my wife after this was all over...

The cop comes over to the driver's side with that "I caught you with your pants down" look as he politely asks how I'm doing tonight...

"Looks like you caught me foolin' around..." (why lie at this point)
He responds by saying: "Let me tell you how this is gonna go down, racing is an arrestable offense. I could take you to jail, stack up some hefty fines and tow your car. You're getting one warning, I suggest you take it to Ennis...."

With that, he hurries back into his car, turns back onto the main road, meets with ANOTHER police cruiser, and they speed off in the same direction as the fox body.

I have a feeling he didn't get off as easy as I did if they caught him....

I think Ennis may be receiving much more money from my wallet

(whew...)

Oh yea, 95MustangGT: This post does not exhist as far as my wife is concerned...
Beer bribery is on the way...

------------------
"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

[This message has been edited by Hammer (edited 09-04-2001).]

09-04-2001, 04:20 PM	#1
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	The thrill of victory.... the agony of police.... Was out cruisin' late Sunday night. (Thank God for 3 day weekends) Saw a 88-93 fox body with big meats (they weren't slicks though)on the back and skinnies on the front with some WAY loud flowmasters. I swear I could hear that thing 1/4 mile away over my own engine... We played with each other for a couple miles till we hit a light at a deserted intersection. He rolled down the window and asked what I had, I smiled and said "Blower" He said all he had was some heads. (Was I supposed to not count the meats on the back and the deafening exhaust? Light went green and surprisingly pulled one heck of a hole shot on him. By the top of 3rd he was 3 cars back and still falling back. Just as I let off the throttle I see a police cruiser coming out of one of the side roads. I knew I was toast as the whole WORLD could hear us coming down the road. The other guy kept going ahead and I took a left turn wondering who was going to get pulled over. Sure enough the cop follows me and turns on those damn lights. CRAP! I point to the next shoulder and pull over... You know out of everything I could be worried about at that moment, I was thinking of what I was going to hear from my wife after this was all over... The cop comes over to the driver's side with that "I caught you with your pants down" look as he politely asks how I'm doing tonight... "Looks like you caught me foolin' around..." (why lie at this point) He responds by saying: "Let me tell you how this is gonna go down, racing is an arrestable offense. I could take you to jail, stack up some hefty fines and tow your car. You're getting one warning, I suggest you take it to Ennis...." With that, he hurries back into his car, turns back onto the main road, meets with ANOTHER police cruiser, and they speed off in the same direction as the fox body. I have a feeling he didn't get off as easy as I did if they caught him.... I think Ennis may be receiving much more money from my wallet (whew...) Oh yea, 95MustangGT: This post does not exhist as far as my wife is concerned... Beer bribery is on the way... ------------------ "The Yellowjacket" 381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." [This message has been edited by Hammer (edited 09-04-2001).]

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