got a joke...

MustangKelly96 · 12-14-2001, 01:10 AM

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a
road
when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One American soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best
soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks
out and continues for
a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One American soldier is
better
than one hundred Taliban".

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight
commences. After
10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again "One American
soldier
is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand
fighters and sends then across the dune. Cannon,
rocket and machine gun
fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then
silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back
over
the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of
them."

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12-14-2001, 01:10 AM	#1
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One American soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One American soldier is better than one hundred Taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The American voice calls out again "One American soldier is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends then across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of them."