The 12 redneck days of Christmas

[Strawberryblond]

So I guess since you have the 12 days for a Redneck.. I would fill you in on the 12 days for the Northwest! Actually it's been changed to ..."For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me..." instead of the traditional "On the __ day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."

Here goes... (clears throat)

For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me....

~ An MVP for Ichiro
~ Two painted pigs (as a form of art, painted pig sculptures were placed throughout seattle)
~ Three Double Talls
~ Fourty days of rain
~ Five SUV's
~ Beds of blooming tulips
~ Scones from the Puyallup (it's an annual fair/amusement park)
~ All of Bill Gates' money
~ Skiing when it's sunny
~ 1/2 year sale at Nordstrom
~ Streams w/ spawning salmon

Now that I read through it, I guess you have to be from the NW to appreciate it.

~ Sorry ~