BWHAHAHA, you guys gotta read this, LOL

tireburner163 · 02-02-2002, 12:51 AM

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 02-02-2002, 01:36 AM

Haha that is so funny. Shows you how crappy McDonalds is LOL. I hate that stupid restaurant the food tastes horrible imo.

Later

RAGE_5.0 · 02-02-2002, 07:46 AM

Yeah Mcdonalds sucks
ALL HAIL WENDY"S AND BURGER KING

Crazy Horse GT · 02-02-2002, 08:57 AM

thanks rage, i needed a laugh i will find out more about that vert & let you knowyou could probably get for less than 4,000 the kid got a ticket & his dad is making him sell it. that appy thing was funny ,i would have hired him too hehe

Ponygirl67 · 02-02-2002, 12:05 PM

Hehehe...good one.

MustangKelly96 · 02-02-2002, 01:47 PM

RMAO!!!

I needed a laugh today.

PKRWUD · 02-02-2002, 03:41 PM

That's been around for a while, and is supposedly real. I'm sure there have been some mods done to it over the years, but it is a great example of how honesty can win you a job.

Take care,
-Chris

6T9PONY · 02-03-2002, 01:35 AM

Mmmmmm.......McDonald's......I LOVE MCDONALD'S!!

I go there once a week or so. Maybe not quite that often.

I order a #1 (Drink, fries, Big Mac), another Big Mac, and a 6-piece order of chicken nuggets. 200 g of fat and I LOVE IT! One Big Mac in itself is almost 60 g of fat.

All that food for around 7 or 8 bucks! Can't beat that!!!!

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 02-03-2002, 01:58 AM

I would rather go to In and Out burger. Of course only the people fro msouthern california know what i am talking about. or there is always Cotija where you can get a two pound carne asada burrito for $3.50

I think im gonna go there tommorow lol.

Later

Mach 1 · 02-03-2002, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 6T9PONY
Mmmmmm.......McDonald's......I LOVE MCDONALD'S!!

I go there once a week or so. Maybe not quite that often.

I order a #1 (Drink, fries, Big Mac), another Big Mac, and a 6-piece order of chicken nuggets. 200 g of fat and I LOVE IT! One Big Mac in itself is almost 60 g of fat.

All that food for around 7 or 8 bucks! Can't beat that!!!!

Dam, thats a lot of food to put away! How much do you weigh?

Anyway, i agree with you, I could eat big-macs and mcdonalds fries all day. My wife loves the big-macs, and shes so skinny...go figure?

6T9PONY · 02-03-2002, 02:47 AM

I'm about 5'9" and weigh about 235 lbs......HAHAH!!!! Just kiddin!!!

I'm just a small one. 5'9", just under 150 lbs....

Tireburner thinks he's big and tough because he weighs like 215 or whatever....I'd run circles around him....he'd throw a punch and I'd duck out of it and sneak around behind him and smack him in the back of his head.

Don't underestimate the small guy (ME!).

PKRWUD · 02-03-2002, 07:59 AM

I will always love McDonalds QP & fries, no matter how unhealthy they decide they are, but MidNiteBlu is correct; In-N-Out Burger is the food of the Gods. Best burger joint on the planet (followed closely by Tommy's Burger).

Take care,
-Chris

Mach 1 · 02-03-2002, 12:38 PM

Dont they have In-N-out burger's in Las vegas? I think we tried to go to one last time there, but couldnt find it in our state of mind at the time.

Theres just something about that name "In-N-out" that turns me off when it comes to thinking about food, but I did hear they were good.

DemonGT · 02-03-2002, 04:09 PM

im 5'9 205lbs...wouldnt hurt to loose a few pounds but im not a huge fatty lumpkin by any means..but why is it that some skinny ppl can eat eat and eat and not gain ...basturds haha anyway..i always get #4 minus pickle and onion..add mayo and bacon..super size..with a high C orange...ooo im hungry now..gota go..haha

Mach 1 · 02-03-2002, 04:37 PM

yeah, some people eat as much as they want, and others have to be careful not to get fat. I think it has to do with metabolism. everybodys is different.

later

PKRWUD · 02-03-2002, 04:41 PM

Mach 1-
They were most famous for their bumperstickers, which read:

IN-N-OUT
BURGER

What made them famous was the high school kids that would cut out the first and last letters from the word BURGER.

I'm guilty.

Take care,
-Chris

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 02-03-2002, 06:47 PM

"What made them famous was the high school kids that would cut out the first and last letters from the word BURGER".

LMAO. I have never heard that before. I thought it was just because they got famous from being a drive through with really good burgers,fries and shakes and sodas (thats all they sell). Anyways thats really good lol.

Later

tireburner163 · 02-03-2002, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 6T9PONY
Tireburner thinks he's big and tough because he weighs like 215 or whatever....I'd run circles around him....he'd throw a punch and I'd duck out of it and sneak around behind him and smack him in the back of his head. Don't underestimate the small guy (ME!).

Psssshhhhhhh

I'd just pick you skinny butt up off the ground and "can" you

BTW I weight 230 pounds, but I'm 6'3" so I'm not that fat(not skinny either though

)

6T9PONY · 02-04-2002, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tireburner163

Psssshhhhhhh I'd just pick you skinny butt up off the ground and "can" you

BTW I weight 230 pounds, but I'm 6'3" so I'm not that fat(not skinny either though)

PKRWUD · 02-04-2002, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MidNiteBlu 5.0
I thought it was just because they got famous from being a drive through with really good burgers,fries and shakes and sodas (thats all they sell). Anyways thats really good lol.

Later

You're right, that is why the resturant is the best in the world. I was referring to why the stickers were so well known. I think I may still have one somewhere. I'll be right back.

02-02-2002, 01:36 AM	#2
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	Haha that is so funny. Shows you how crappy McDonalds is LOL. I hate that stupid restaurant the food tastes horrible imo. Later __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

02-02-2002, 07:46 AM	#3
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	Yeah Mcdonalds sucks ALL HAIL WENDY"S AND BURGER KING __________________ Black 1990 Cobra Mac offroad H pipe, Hooker aerochambers , k&n bunch of stuff that I'm to lazy to type out sitting in my room

02-02-2002, 12:05 PM	#5
Ponygirl67 Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 103	Hehehe...good one. __________________ Mare of the Month-April 2002

02-02-2002, 03:41 PM	#7
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	That's been around for a while, and is supposedly real. I'm sure there have been some mods done to it over the years, but it is a great example of how honesty can win you a job. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

02-03-2002, 01:58 AM	#9
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	I would rather go to In and Out burger. Of course only the people fro msouthern california know what i am talking about. or there is always Cotija where you can get a two pound carne asada burrito for $3.50 I think im gonna go there tommorow lol. Later __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

02-02-2002, 12:51 AM	#1
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	BWHAHAHA, you guys gotta read this, LOL This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

02-02-2002, 08:57 AM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	thanks rage, i needed a laugh i will find out more about that vert & let you knowyou could probably get for less than 4,000 the kid got a ticket & his dad is making him sell it. that appy thing was funny ,i would have hired him too hehe __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

02-02-2002, 01:47 PM	#6
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	RMAO!!! I needed a laugh today.

02-03-2002, 01:35 AM	#8
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	Mmmmmm.......McDonald's......I LOVE MCDONALD'S!! I go there once a week or so. Maybe not quite that often. I order a #1 (Drink, fries, Big Mac), another Big Mac, and a 6-piece order of chicken nuggets. 200 g of fat and I LOVE IT! One Big Mac in itself is almost 60 g of fat. All that food for around 7 or 8 bucks! Can't beat that!!!!

02-03-2002, 02:47 AM	#11
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	I'm about 5'9" and weigh about 235 lbs......HAHAH!!!! Just kiddin!!! I'm just a small one. 5'9", just under 150 lbs.... Tireburner thinks he's big and tough because he weighs like 215 or whatever....I'd run circles around him....he'd throw a punch and I'd duck out of it and sneak around behind him and smack him in the back of his head. Don't underestimate the small guy (ME!).

02-03-2002, 07:59 AM	#12
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	I will always love McDonalds QP & fries, no matter how unhealthy they decide they are, but MidNiteBlu is correct; In-N-Out Burger is the food of the Gods. Best burger joint on the planet (followed closely by Tommy's Burger). Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

02-03-2002, 12:38 PM	#13
Mach 1 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Georgia Posts: 3,866	Dont they have In-N-out burger's in Las vegas? I think we tried to go to one last time there, but couldnt find it in our state of mind at the time. Theres just something about that name "In-N-out" that turns me off when it comes to thinking about food, but I did hear they were good. __________________ 2002 GT 1993 GT (SOLD) '93 Mustang GT RHC member #142

02-03-2002, 04:09 PM	#14
DemonGT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 879	im 5'9 205lbs...wouldnt hurt to loose a few pounds but im not a huge fatty lumpkin by any means..but why is it that some skinny ppl can eat eat and eat and not gain ...basturds haha anyway..i always get #4 minus pickle and onion..add mayo and bacon..super size..with a high C orange...ooo im hungry now..gota go..haha __________________ '91 GT,410W,10.5 to 1 comp,Victor Jr. heads,Victor 5.8 intake,FTI cam,Crane retro fit lifters,Scorpian 1.6 RR's,Melling HV oil pump,MSD distro.,Canton oil pan,FMS flywheel,Romac balancer,FMS timing chain,Accufab 90mm TB,C&L 76mm maf, 42lbers,HD clutch,K&N air filter,Mac long tubes,Pro dumps,powerchamber,FMS 9mm wires,180 thermostat,Ford Racing gauges,5inch Tach,centerline convo pro's,nitto DR's,Pro3i lower control arms,50/50 shocks,3.55 gears,TFS HD diff. cover Next year: Tremec TKO,Spec stage 3 clutch,alum driveshaft,complete fuel system www.angelfire.com/linux/demondan

02-03-2002, 04:37 PM	#15
Mach 1 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Georgia Posts: 3,866	yeah, some people eat as much as they want, and others have to be careful not to get fat. I think it has to do with metabolism. everybodys is different. later __________________ 2002 GT 1993 GT (SOLD) '93 Mustang GT RHC member #142

02-03-2002, 04:41 PM	#16
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Mach 1- They were most famous for their bumperstickers, which read: IN-N-OUT BURGER What made them famous was the high school kids that would cut out the first and last letters from the word BURGER. I'm guilty. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

02-03-2002, 06:47 PM	#17
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	"What made them famous was the high school kids that would cut out the first and last letters from the word BURGER". LMAO. I have never heard that before. I thought it was just because they got famous from being a drive through with really good burgers,fries and shakes and sodas (thats all they sell). Anyways thats really good lol. Later __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

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