Pneumatic Valvetrain!

[Mr 5 0]

Wrong again, nitrous breath!

Actually, I pay a college kid to write my replies. A smart college kid, too! Reads books; Shakespeare and all that stuff and newspapers too, and not just the comics! Composes a sentence as nice as you could ever want. Yep. Doesn't even use the spell checker thingy, either. Does research for me, too, so I can pretend to know what the hell I'm talkin' about here.

Of course, you and I know that I'm barely literate myself but don't be tellin' folks this as it'll make me look bad. Besides, if you keep quiet, I won't let on how you get all your technical info from books and an old hermit mechanic you pay off for information by giving him your outdated car magazines. Your typist ain't anywhere as good as mine, either, Bucko, but then, I pay mine more. Don't ask.

Say, what does all this have to do with Pneumatic Valvetrains, anyway?

Chris, I gotta go so thanks for the chat. You're always amusing but I'm sure all the girls tell you that, too. I'm offline for now. Carry on.

Manana.