Crazy laws ......Your state/city have any?

[jj_jonathon]

In Daytona Beach the molestation of trash cans is illegal.

In Sarasota if you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00 and you may not catch crabs.

State law:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.