Good Political Joke.......

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One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White
House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting
married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and
his name is Matt."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk
with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a
wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom,
so I used to fool around with women a lot. Matt is actually your half
brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him."
Chelsea was heartbroken. After eight months she eventually started
dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced,
"Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the
sad news. "Robert is your half brother too, honey. I'm awfully sorry
about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with the
news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get
married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the
guy is my half brother."
Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says,
dear. He's not really your father."