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Old 09-16-2003, 08:30 AM   #7
CobraJet428
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Default Fireman's Honeymoon

A young fireman got married. He was nervous talking about sex to his new bride, so he used some fireman lingo on the way to the honeymoon suite.
He said "Honey, when we get to the suite and I say 'bell one', that means ther is gonna be a fire." She understood his figurative speaking.
He said "When I say 'bell 2', we are going to the fire." She understood.
He said "When I say 'bell 3', we fight the fire, do you understand?" She said "yes."
So they get to the suite and he says "Bell One." A couple of minutes later, he says "Bell 2" and they proceed to the bed.
When he says "bell 3", they begin consumating their marriage.
After a few minutes SHE says "Bell 4." He said "I never said anything about bell 4." SHE "Bell 4 means you had better roll off more hose or get closer to the fire."
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