Took a dump on my car

[Power]

Originally posted by StoplightWarrior:
POWER, that's funny. The real reason, though, is that birds' anuses dont have muscles in them do close em up. Therefore, whenever their digested food reaches the end of their intestines, the food just drops out. They arent just aiming for fat people or shiny cars.

Contrary to popular belief I am not a scientist. So any claims made in earlier posts about scientific evidence were actually more or less my warped sense of humor.

Yes, I don't belief they aim for stuff either....but its funny to think it sometimes.....