Took a dump on my car

Try Me · 05-10-2001, 10:27 PM

Back from outta town today, I was glad to see my car again, especially since i waxed it before i left. A quick circle chek revealed bird sh*t all over the left quater panel

It's like a f*cking taradactal saved it for a week, then let loose on the Stang.

Cruisin' with my girlfriend later tonight (who is no longer since an hour ago) top down, enjoying the sun. We pull up at a light, then BAM! A f*cking seagull dive bombed us outta nowhere!
It's all over the X's skirt, and inside door panel

Do i have to carry a Mossberg from now on?

Capri306 · 05-10-2001, 10:40 PM

Sorry, dude, but I'm LMAO.

For some unknown reason, birdies like shiny things to poop on, kinda like a targeting thing for them, I guess. It's almost a guarantee soon as you wax your car, it's gonna get hit with something; this is the reason I wash my car almost right after it rains. Count your blessings, it could've been luggage from an overhead flight!

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1979 Mercury Capri, 5.0L -- C4 -- 2.73
1987 Mustang LX Notch

Power · 05-11-2001, 12:40 AM

Here is some scientific explanation of why birds do that.

On another note......does anyone know where a good place to host pics is. I have to put in the dang url everytime.

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1966 Baby blue Coupe, 289, Manual 3-speed, Edelbrock 650, Flowmaster 3-chambers, and minor upgrades. Interior work includes custom paneling, custom dash dress-up(I refuse to cut anything out of the original), Rewiring most of the electronics, Porsche 911 seats installed soon, and Stroker kit when I get to Texas. November of 2001 I will go back to Dallas.

StoplightWarrior · 05-11-2001, 12:53 AM

POWER, that's funny. The real reason, though, is that birds' anuses dont have muscles in them do close em up. Therefore, whenever their digested food reaches the end of their intestines, the food just drops out. They arent just aiming for fat people or shiny cars.

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Black 2000 GT
Magnaflow mufflers, K&N
Steeda springs, subs, strut tower, CC plates

Power · 05-11-2001, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StoplightWarrior:
POWER, that's funny. The real reason, though, is that birds' anuses dont have muscles in them do close em up. Therefore, whenever their digested food reaches the end of their intestines, the food just drops out. They arent just aiming for fat people or shiny cars.

Contrary to popular belief I am not a scientist. So any claims made in earlier posts about scientific evidence were actually more or less my warped sense of humor.

Yes, I don't belief they aim for stuff either....but its funny to think it sometimes.....

LT1 Z28 · 05-11-2001, 06:52 AM

Mouhahahah! ROTFLMAO!!

Stefan · 05-11-2001, 11:05 AM

It took us 6 years after this site was developed to finally see the term "bird anus" used in a post. I think Dan owes you a t-shirt

I've been lucky... two years and counting and no bird poo in my vert!

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66 Tahoe Turquoise Coupe
Laser Red 96GT Ragtop
30 Years & 30 inches apart in the driveway!

SmokeyDP · 05-11-2001, 12:46 PM

Ive been hit before, right on the top of my hat too while driving the convertible. I didn't know I was crapped on until I went to my friends house. And of course they didn't tell me right awayso I didn't know. They took some pics and had some fun with me first.

Kinda reminds you of that super bowl commercial a couple years back when the birds were flying around with goggles talking to each other on trying to crap on some new car. Makes you think some people are just born with a $hit magnet.

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1992 GT 5.0L Convertible
BBK Shorties, Flowmasters, Super Chip, Mass Air, Under Drive Pullies, Hurst Shifter, Duck Tape
AIM: SmokeyDP

05-10-2001, 10:27 PM	#1
Try Me Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 465	Took a dump on my car Back from outta town today, I was glad to see my car again, especially since i waxed it before i left. A quick circle chek revealed bird sht all over the left quater panel It's like a fcking taradactal saved it for a week, then let loose on the Stang. Cruisin' with my girlfriend later tonight (who is no longer since an hour ago) top down, enjoying the sun. We pull up at a light, then BAM! A f*cking seagull dive bombed us outta nowhere! It's all over the X's skirt, and inside door panel Do i have to carry a Mossberg from now on?

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05-10-2001, 10:40 PM	#2
Capri306 Moderator Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA Posts: 1,001	Sorry, dude, but I'm LMAO. For some unknown reason, birdies like shiny things to poop on, kinda like a targeting thing for them, I guess. It's almost a guarantee soon as you wax your car, it's gonna get hit with something; this is the reason I wash my car almost right after it rains. Count your blessings, it could've been luggage from an overhead flight! ------------------ Capri306, Moderator, The Mustang Works Online 1979 Mercury Capri, 5.0L -- C4 -- 2.73 1987 Mustang LX Notch

05-11-2001, 12:40 AM	#3
Power Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oregon Posts: 420	Here is some scientific explanation of why birds do that. On another note......does anyone know where a good place to host pics is. I have to put in the dang url everytime. ------------------ 1966 Baby blue Coupe, 289, Manual 3-speed, Edelbrock 650, Flowmaster 3-chambers, and minor upgrades. Interior work includes custom paneling, custom dash dress-up(I refuse to cut anything out of the original), Rewiring most of the electronics, Porsche 911 seats installed soon, and Stroker kit when I get to Texas. November of 2001 I will go back to Dallas.

05-11-2001, 12:53 AM	#4
StoplightWarrior Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 1,311	POWER, that's funny. The real reason, though, is that birds' anuses dont have muscles in them do close em up. Therefore, whenever their digested food reaches the end of their intestines, the food just drops out. They arent just aiming for fat people or shiny cars. ------------------ Black 2000 GT Magnaflow mufflers, K&N Steeda springs, subs, strut tower, CC plates

05-11-2001, 06:52 AM	#6
LT1 Z28 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Ottawa, ON, CA Posts: 142	Mouhahahah! ROTFLMAO!!

05-11-2001, 11:05 AM	#7
Stefan Registered Member Join Date: Dec 1998 Location: Manhattan, KS 66502 Posts: 599	It took us 6 years after this site was developed to finally see the term "bird anus" used in a post. I think Dan owes you a t-shirt I've been lucky... two years and counting and no bird poo in my vert! ------------------ 66 Tahoe Turquoise Coupe Laser Red 96GT Ragtop 30 Years & 30 inches apart in the driveway!

05-11-2001, 12:46 PM	#8
SmokeyDP Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Middlesex, NJ Posts: 212	Ive been hit before, right on the top of my hat too while driving the convertible. I didn't know I was crapped on until I went to my friends house. And of course they didn't tell me right awayso I didn't know. They took some pics and had some fun with me first. Kinda reminds you of that super bowl commercial a couple years back when the birds were flying around with goggles talking to each other on trying to crap on some new car. Makes you think some people are just born with a $hit magnet. ------------------ 1992 GT 5.0L Convertible BBK Shorties, Flowmasters, Super Chip, Mass Air, Under Drive Pullies, Hurst Shifter, Duck Tape AIM: SmokeyDP