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09-20-2002, 09:59 AM
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347ci of HORSE POWER!!!
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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The Stages of Our Lives
THE 'MALE' STAGES OF LIFE
======================= AGE DRINK * 17 beer * 25 vodka * 35 bourbon * 48 double bourbon * 66 Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE * 17 My parents are away for the weekend. * 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend * 35 My fiancée is away for the weekend. * 48 My wife is away for the weekend. * 66 My second wife is dead. AGE FAVORITE SPORT * 17 sex * 25 sex * 35 sex * 48 sex * 66 napping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE * 17 "tongue" * 25 "breakfast" * 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." * 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." * 66 "Got home alive." AGE FAVORITE FANTASY * 17 getting to third * 25 airplane sex * 35 menage a trois * 48 taking the company public * 66 firm bowel movement AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? * 17 25 * 25 35 * 35 48 * 48 66 * 66 17 AGE IDEAL DATE * 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in * 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" * 35 "Just come over." * 48 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas. * 66 "Just come over and cook." +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ THE 'FEMALE' STAGES OF LIFE ========================= AGE DRINK * 17 Wine Coolers * 25 White wine * 35 Red wine * 48 Dom Perignon * 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGE FAVORITE SPORT * 17 shopping * 25 shopping * 35 shopping * 48 shopping * 66 shopping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE * 17 "Burger King" * 25 "Free meal" * 35 "A diamond" * 48 "A bigger diamond" * 66 "Home Alone" AGE FAVORITE FANTASY * 17 tall, dark and handsome * 25 tall, dark and handsome with money * 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain * 48 a man with some hair * 66 a man AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? * 17 17 * 25 25 * 35 35 * 48 48 * 66 66 AGE IDEAL DATE * 17 He offers to pay * 25 He pays * 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning * 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids * 66 He can chew breakfast |
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09-22-2002, 02:40 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Dupo,ill
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Good stuff.
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09-22-2002, 05:31 AM
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My poor 79 RIP
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Suisun City,
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That was good, I've seen something simular in my email, but that was a long time ago.
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